Vote Soup.
A Cat for Everyone.
Soup cannot be reached for comment. Soup is asleep.
And yet — no candidate has ever shown more quiet, dignified authority than this cat.
Mandatory Nap Hours
Soup has studied governance extensively and concluded that 14–18 hours of rest per day is optimal for a functioning republic. Non-negotiable.
Koi Resource Policy
The Republic maintains a strategic koi reserve for Soup's personal consumption — for diplomatic purposes only. Click to reveal.
Against the Noodle Opposition
The Noodle Opposition is real. Their claims about the koi pond are misinformation. There are plenty of koi. Do not count the koi.
Transparency Initiative
All government documents published openly, except documents about the pond and Sector F. Click to reveal.
Foreign Policy
Soup has knocked several things off the desk in what analysts call a decisive foreign policy statement. The Republic stands firm. Whatever that means.
Citizens' Rights
Every citizen has the right to be ignored by Soup personally. This is considered an honour. Soup does not play favourites. Soup is asleep.
Soup Prevails. 🐾
Soup is asleep and cannot endorse this message.
the second button does nothing. there is no alternative.